You know you’re a Gym Monkey when…

  1. You have a “Gym Playlist” on your iPod.
  2. Your appetite knows no bounds and 4 meals per day is standard.
  3. Whenever people talk about Tom Hardy’s performance in Inception, you just snort and throw your copy of Warrior or Bronson at them.
  4. You know of anywhere between 5 and 25+ variations of push ups.
  5. Your response to “How much do you bench?” from some other overly-competitive member is: “With what training method?” 
  6. You have taken/are taking some form of supplement. Note- This does not guarantee Gym Monkey status, as some people just assume cramming protein shakes will let them gain weight, it’s not as simple as that. 
  7. You hate Supersets with a passion, but know they are a brilliant workout. 
  8. You have a gym notebook for writing down sets and reps as you complete them.
  9. Cardio has become to you what homework was to you throughout high school- a necessary evil that can be avoided. However, avoiding it causes more problems than it’s worth in the long run. With both homework and cardio it’s just better to bite the bullet.
  10. You have been asked by a stranger to spot for them. 
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